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I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time.

Don't worry if you have two left feet - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes. My cat Felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along.

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If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!

Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, let me introduce myself...

2) Have you watched more than 2 episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

If your answers to both questions was 'no', then congratulations, you've passed the first test!

I make an effort to eat raw foods as much as possible, but I've been known to indulge in a Big Mac on occasion.

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