For a creative person like myself, it’s an ideal technique.” —Isaac, 19“I usually pick something from their profile to start with and make a pun out of it. I’ve found the best success with those with at least one part that’s easy to respond to.
I’d definitely notice if you went missing, on account of your nice boobs.
– Sometimes I feel like I could go missing for weeks before anyone even noticed.
But, I guess, if there’s anyone I’d be okay with wasting away the rest of my life with, it’d be you.
EMO OPENERS: – What’s the point of having a partner when we all die alone?
Also, I think it's against the spirit of Bumble when you match with someone and she opens with "hi".